Saturday, 9 November 2013

It's Because You're Fat

If you're not fat, do yourself a favour and disregard this post. How do you know if you're not fat? Well, I could say that if you have to wonder, then you probably are. However, for the sake of argument: if your waist is bigger than 29 inches, if you need to apply talcum powder to your inner thighs every morning, if you don't know that carbs are the enemy, if your girlfriends tell you that you're "curvy" when you ask them if they think you're fat...then you're fat.

Ok, so if you think you might be tipping the scales in the wrong direction, read on.

THIS IS SEVERELY HINDERING YOU FROM GETTING THE DUDES YOU WANT. 

This is brutal, but it's truthful. I obviously need to expound on this.

Firstly:

If you're 5 or so lbs heavier than your perfect weight, I must re-iterate that you are NOT FAT. You may be very slightly overweight, and while you would look somewhat better if you lost the weight, it will not somehow magically push you into some ethereal dating realm where every male eligible to you is way more attractive than males you attracted before the weight loss. TRUST ME. The most losing those last few pounds will do is give you a confidence boost (probably), which will in turn actually make you seem more attractive. But no, YOU ARE NOT FAT.

Okay, so:

 If you're fat and you know it deep down, then read on. Being fat, my darling, is the reason why "that guy" looks at your friends instead of you, the reason why only short, fat, awkward, or weird guys approach you. Guys are shallow for the most part, well, the ones you want are, at least. While most males may be highly appreciative of feminine sweetness, personality, and intellect, the first thing that attracts an attractive male to a female is her beauty. In other words: While weight isn't everything, the way you look is a deciding factor for men on whether they want to approach you or not, regardless of your personality.  This may be a bitter pill to swallow, but the sooner you realize that shedding that weight is holding you back from your dating potential, the better. You can have the most beautifully highlighted and styled hair, the best makeup, but if your thighs resemble two nimbostratus clouds rubbing together, you won't get That Right D.


I lost 30lbs over six months. I did it the healthy way by exercising for 30mins 3x a week, limiting carbs, and eating a 1600 calorie/day diet. If I could do it, trust me, you could too. And yes, guys who wouldn't even notice me before, are now my stage 5 clingers.

If you're into fat guys, then stay fat. But then if you were, you probably wouldn't be reading this post. 



- Rebecca xo